Researchers have found an uncontacted tribe of Indians in the Amazon forest. The world wants to know: what language do these people speak? How have they survived in such an isolated place? And do they have any oil?
In the first few hours after the tribe is first contacted, the people will be given food, medicine, and put on the mailing lists for free credit card offers.
High gas prices are pushing more people onto buses and subways, straining transit agencies, infrastructure, and the nation's supplies of deodorant.
Tyler in Rehab
Aerosmith star Steven Tyler says he has checked into a rehab facility in search of a "safe environment" to recover from foot problems. So apparently it's his foot that's addicted to heroin and cocaine.
Aerosmith star Steven Tyler says he has checked into a rehab facility in search of a "safe environment" to recover from foot injuries... because everyone knows just how much peer pressure there is out on the road to take serious risks with your feet.
Spears Not Fit
A California judge has ruled that Britney Spears is not yet mentally fit enough to appear in court for her probate case... to which her attorney has responded, "Hey she's never been mentally fit enough to record an album either, but that's never stopped her!"