McCain's Offer
John McCain has invited Barack Obama to go on a trip to Iraq with him. It's the only place the two men can really feel safe from Hillary Clinton.



Mars Lander
Nasa's $420 million Phoenix Lander successfully touched down on Mars over the weekend... an amazing achievement considering you can't even fill up an SUV for $420 million anymore.


Nasa's Phoenix Lander successfully touched down on Mars over the weekend; traveling 422 million miles looking for signs of life and gas under $3 a gallon.



Libertarians Name Barr
Former Congressman Bob Barr has been named the 2008 Libertarian Party candidate for president. His campaign is doing pretty well as he has already pulled in to a tie with Ralph Nader for political irrelevancy.



Jailed Activist
Myanmar's military rulers have extended the prison sentence for that nation's leading pro-democracy leader for five years... or at least until they can figure out a way to blame the cyclone on her.



Gas Saving Tires
Tire companies are rolling out new lines of gas-saving tires. Of course if you really want to save gas, you can just remove your tires completely.