Dallas Bomb Plotter
A 19-year-old Jordanian man has been arrested for trying to blow up a Dallas office building. Investigators say the suspectwas a dead giveaway in this economy when he toured the building claiming to be interested in opening a business there.



Second Iranian Plant
Iran admits that it is now running a new, previously undeclared, facility to enrich uranium. The other plant has been remodeled to produce more b.s. for Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to say at the U.N.



Paterson's Claims
New York Governor David Paterson still insists no one from the Obama Administration has told him to drop out of the 2010 race.. maybe that's because no one at the White House has figured out they need to send Paterson notes in Braille.



Al's Big Loan
The Obama administration has approved a $529 million loan to a car company backed by Al Gore. No one is sure if the company will ever get off the ground, but getting Al Gore to stop bothering the White House is apparently worth half a billion dollars.



Donut Robberies
Philadelphia police are searching for an armed robber who they say struck two Dunkin' Donut shops in two days. The cash stolen was one thing, but when the cops found out he took all their krullers, they got really mad!





September 25th


1066: The Vikings are crushed at the Battle of Stamford Bridge, mostly because of too many fumbles and a missed field goal.


1981: Sandra Day O'Connor is sworn in as the first female justice of the Supreme Court... but William Brennan remains the cutest justice


2008: China launches the Shenzhou 7, a special surveillance satellite meant to make sure all its nation's eight-year-olds are making cheap TV's 24/7.