Wednesday, April 01, 2009

G-20 Protests
Violent anti-capitalist protests are breaking out at the G-20 summit. The protesters are angry that the world's leaders just aren't destroying capitalism fast enough.

Killer Mom
A Massachusetts mother has been arrested after denying cancer treatment for her now-dead son. The woman has been charged with reckless endangerment, chld cruelty, and been offered an executive position at a health insurance company.

Madoff Feeders
Connecticut prosecutors say several investment funds continued to funnel money to Bernie Madof even though they knew he was doing something illegal. The same thing happens every April 15th when Americans pay their taxes to the government.

Tunnel Found
Police have discovered a large border tunnel being used to smuggled drugs into California. Federal officials have responded to the tunnel by immediately imposing a $3.50 toll.

Cole Offers
Natalie Cole has received thousands of offers from fans who want to donate a kidney to the ailing singer. Cole says she'll get back to those fans as soon as she finishes speaking with all her other fans who have been offering her heroin and cocaine.


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