Thursday, March 12, 2009

Madoff in Cell
Bernie Madoff is now in a small, dark, smelly holding cell in the Manhattan Correctional Center. It's so small and dirty that if it were a studio apartment across the street, it wouldn't sell for a penny over $1.7 million.

The Manhattan Correctional Center is a male-only facility that's dirty, smelly, and filled with desperate individuals... kind of like the Yeshiva University cafeteria.

Madoff was officially booked at about 1:30 this afternoon, so he can't expect to have his first date until 10pm at the earliest.


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