GOP Bright Side
Republicans are looking at the bright side after their big losses last night. The Democrats didn't get 60 Senate seats, Obama did not get 400 electoral votes, and now that he's vice president, no one will ever have to listen to Joe Biden ever again.

GOP Bright Side II
Republicans are looking at the bright side after their big losses last night. The Democrats didn't get 60 Senate seats, Obama did not get 400 electoral votes, and now Jesse Jackson can't even get on public access cable.


President-elect Obama is expected to name a treasury secretary as soon as this week. The only question is which know-it-all, failed former Goldman Sachs executive he'll choose.

Voters in Washington state overwhelmingly voted for Barack Obama yesterday. They also voted to legalize assisted suicide. Well, at least they believe in being prepared.


Obama energized the crowd at his victory speech by saying: "This is Your Victory!" Unfortunately, when he said that he was looking at Keith Olberman.


Obama made his victory speech before an estimated crowd of 240,000 people. You can guarantee big crowds for speeches these days when you hold them in front of the unemployment office.


President Bush will hold a news conference at 10:30 this morning to congratulate President-Elect Obama, offer his advice, and ask for a series of blanket pardons for him and his entire administration.


Oprah Winfrey is being hailed as the person who was the key reason for Barack Obama's victory. As a result, the Obama cabinet will include a new Secretary for Discovering Your Spirit.

John McCain called Obama last night to congratulate him, and tell him he was eager to talk about how they can work together. Obama told McCain he can start by screening all his calls from Joe Biden.