Wal-Mart Trends
Wal-Mart is noticing that more shoppers are only buying essential items like baby formula. Really desperate consumers are just asking the check out girls to breast feed them.



Hookers off the Hook
San Francisco is considering a bill that would decriminalize prostitution. Of course, the only thing you can still be arrested for in San Francisco is being a Republican.




Scary Mail
More than 30 threatening letters with menacing white powder have been sent to Chase banks in eight states. Police aren't sure what the substance is, but they're sure it's not as toxic as subprime loans.



Disney and Lehman
Disney says failed investment bank Lehman Brothers owes the company $92 million. If they don't get their money, Pluto and Goofy are ready to break some legs.


Disney and Lehman II
Disney says failed investment bank Lehman Brothers owes the company $92 million... something they should have expected since Lehman was clearly a Mickey Mouse operation.



Palin Brought the Kids
An investigation has uncovered that Gov. Sarah Palin charged the state of Alaska to bring her children with her on political trips. The story is being hyped by East Coast journalists who haven't seen their children in years.