Bailout Blues
A week after Congress passed the Wall Street bailout bill, stocks continue to fall out of control. That's because Washington apparently sent Wall Street a post-dated check.



The Day After
Trading volume on Wall Street is expected to be much higher today now that all the Jewish brokers will be back from Yom Kippur. Of course, every day will soon be like Yom Kippur for all the brokers; nothing to eat and no job.



Bush to Speak
President Bush will address the nation on the economic crisis at 10:25AM today. Unfortunately, he's expected to ask the American people for a personal loan.



Nobel Peace Winner
Former Presidenti of Finland Martti Ahtisaari has won the 2008 Nobel Peace Prize. The Nobel committee awarded him the prize for being the first Finnish man over the age of 40 not to commit suicide since 1945.


Former Presidenti of Finland Martti Ahtisaari has won the 2008 Nobel Peace Prize. Next year's winner will be the guy who breaks up all the fights that erupt on the bread lines outside of Morgan Stanley.