Feds Grab Wall Street
As part of the new Wall Street brokerage plan, the federal government now has control of Goldman Sachs and Morgan Stanley. The firms' executives won't get those big bonuses anymore, but they will be able to call in sick 10 days per month.

Members of Congress are demanding some "add-ons" to the $700 billion Wall Street bailout bill... especially a massive pay raise to make up for the campaign donations they're no longer going to get from Wall Street.



New Jobs
Now that the lucrative world of investment banking is dead, Wall Street's fromer top earners are eager to get into a different field that pays just as much money... but how many drug dealers and lawyers does George Michael really need?