Olympics Watching
2/3 of the entire world's population watched at least some parts of the Beijin Olympics. The other 1/3 of the world is in a Chinese prison.



Fannie Freddie Bailout
Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac took ridiculous risks and now the federal government is bailing them out. The only other people supporting that kind of irresponsible behavior are Bristol Palin's parents.



Brady Out
Star New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady may be out for the season with a knee injury. The Patriots are asking the federal government for a bailout.




McCain's Promise
John McCain is promising to put Democrats in his cabinet... it's good to have them around to take all the blame when things go wrong.



Canadian Parliament
Canada's prime minister has dissolved Parliament. It's not clear if it's for new elections or to get everyone home in time for hockey season.



Boeing Strike
Boeing's 27,000 machinists are still on strike, or they're still all stuck at airport security, it's still not clear.