Friday, September 05, 2008

McCain Speech
John McCain wowed the nation with his acceptance speech last night at the Republican National Convention... mostly by proving he can still stay up that late.

McCain urged Americans to "stand with him" as he fights for reform... Democrats say that comment was insensitive to people with disabilities.

Democrats are blasting McCain's speech, saying it was "more of the same." They were particularly angry that he never once blamed Americans for their own problems and didn't even say one nice thing about Europe.

Spike Lee's New Movie
Spike Lee's has a new World War II drama about African-American soldiers called "Miracle of St. Anna." It's like most other World War II movies, until the black soldiers are all unfairly arrested on the French battlefield by New York City cops.

Rebuilding the Nukes
North Korea is in the process of rebuilding its nuclear reactor. Actually, the North Koreans only work on the reactor on days when Barack Obama is leading in the polls.

Abramoff to Jail
Crooked lobbyist Jack Abramoff has been sentenced to 48 months in prison. Now is when those bribery skills he's cultivated over the years will really kick in!


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