Energy Bribes
A new probe shows that U.S. government employees received bribes from energy companies including illicit sex and drugs. But the companies say if they really wanted to bribe government officials with something valuable they would have given them free gas.


Energy Bribes II
A new probe shows that U.S. government employees received bribes from energy companies including illicit sex and drugs. It's what the Bush administration likes to call: "On-Shore Drilling."



Security Scans
Homeland Security will now put all incoming air cargo through radiation detectors to prevent terrorism. On the other hand, the process will make all Chinese-made toys 34% more poisonous.



Lehman's Plan
Lehman Brothers' new plan to to raise cash is getting a luke warm reception on Wall Street... mostly because 95% of plan involves combing through the couches in the lobby for loose change.



Hurricane Delay
Hurricane Ike has pushed back the Arkansas-Texas football game originally scheduled for this weekend to Sept. 27. The players on both teams will use the extra time to make court appearances and do their legally mandated community service.