Phillies Win It!
People in Philadelphia are celebrating their city's first championship since 1983 as the Phillies clinched the World Series last night against Tampa. People in Tampa are celebrating today too... mostly because they don't live in Philadelphia.



Auto Merger
GM and Chrysler are reportedly close to merging. The combined auto company's proposed new slogan is, "GM/Chrysler: Maybe Two Wrongs Can Make a Right."


GM is trying to overcome several obstacles as it tries to buy Chrysler. Meanwhile, salesmen across the country are trying to overcome several obstacles as they try to get someone in America to buy just one Chrysler.




L.A. Times Terror Video
The L.A. Times is refusing to release a videotape of a dinner Barack Obama attended in honor of PLO terrorist Rashid Khalidi. So far, only a very small number of people have seen that video... kind of like the very small number of people who still read the L.A. Times.



GDP Shrinkage
A report on the U.S. economy today is expected to show that the economy shrank by 0.5% over the summer. But the U.S. economy insists it really isn't that small, it's just that it just came out of the pool.