Trump Conversion
Ivanka Trump is converting to Judaism so she can marry her Jewish boyfriend. The Donald is already getting the wedding yarmulke woven into his "hair."




Halloween Spending
Despite the recession, consumer spending on Halloween products is at an all-time this year... most people are buying masks so they can continue hiding from the guys trying to reposses their homes.




F-150 Plant Spike
Ford is adding extra shifts at its F-150 truck plant because of increased demand... not because of falling gas prices, but because rising foreclosures are forcing people to live in their trucks.