Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Fertilizer Shortage
Reports show that there is a worldwide fertilizer shortage... and that's the first time that's happened in a U.S. presidential election year.

Fed Decision
The Federal Reserve is expected to cut interest rates today, which should make it easier for Americans to borrow money to buy gas.

LSD Inventor Dies
Albert Hofmann, the man who created LSD, died in Switzerland yesterday. The only other man who's made more Americans lose touch with reality is Barack Obama.

GM Losses
GM lost $3.3 billion in the first quarter of this year, but that is actually being cheered on Wall Street where traders expected worse news. In that light, GM is now projecting a second quarter loss of "500 million billion trillion dollars."

Robot Surgeries
More hospitals are using a robotic device to help perform heart bypass surgeries. This is freeing up doctors to do more the important work of filling out insurance forms.

Nevada Quakes
A continuing series of earthquakes is seriously rattling residents of Reno, Nevada... especially since none of the tremors has done anything to shake the change out of any slot machines.


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