Thursday, January 24, 2008

Ledger Clue
Tests on a $20 bill found at the Lower Manhattan apartment where actor Heath Ledger died yielded no drug residue. Cops should have known that no self-respecting movie star would use anything less than a 50.

Economic Stimulus
As they discuss an economic stimulus plan, the White House and congressional leaders are reportedly very close to an agreement "in principle"... they all agree that they don't have any.

Hillary Gets Nastier
Hillary and Bill Clinton's attacks against Barack Obama are getting fiercer by the day, leading Americans to believe the best way to defeat terrorism is to somehow convince Mrs. Clinton that al Qaeda is running against her in a primary.

Huge Fraud
French bank Societe Generale says it has uncovered a $7.14 billion fraud by a single trader who fooled investors and overstepped his authority. The shady trader is missing, but the company's board is desperate to find him so it can make him the CEO.

Border Mayhem
As the border between Egypt and the Gaza Strip remains open, thousands of Palestinians are streaming out of Gaza to get their essential items, like food, fuel, and masks.

Egypt Acts
Egypt is starting to control the crowds of Palestinians pouring in from Gaza. Everyone is being put into a line, given a special plastic bracelet, and there is a limit of three bombs per person.


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