Gaza in Darkness
Israel has shut off all power to Gaza. Apparently, suicide bombers and exploding rockets are not an acceptable payment for the electric bill.

Hamas leaders are strongly protesting the move, especially since darkness makes it hard to continue killing people.



Hillary Wins
Hillary Clinton won the Nevada caucuses Saturday. It figures that she would win in a state where lying and cheating is a job requirement for most residents.



McCain on Top
With his win in the South Carolina primary, John McCain is now the frontrunner for the GOP nomination. But the 71-year-old McCain faces a huge challenge in the upcoming Florida primary where most voters still consider him too young to be president.



Rudy's Game
Rudy Giuliani is still betting his entire presidential campaign on the Florida primary... which means he'll start campaigning in some other states as soon as he finishes listening to all those elderly voters and their stories about the Depression.



Pleshette Dead
Actress Suzanne Pleshette died today. The autopsy is expected to find some blood in her nicotine stream.