Shrek Box Office
"Shrek The Third" is a box office smash after a $122 million opening weekend. It's a surprising sum since Americans have already been watching so many monsters and jackasses in the presidential debates.


Pet Food Bans
With pet deaths mounting, more companies are banning pet food imports from China. Chinese products are only supposed to kill the American economy.


Saddam & al Jazeera
New evidence shows that Saddam Hussein's government paid al Jazeera TV $68,000 in 2002... although it's not clear if the money was for editorial favoritism or the premium satellite sports package.


Slaves of Long Island
A Long Island millionaire couple has been arrested on charges they held two women as captured slaves in their home. The women weren't actually forced to stay in the home, but these days it was the only way they could get health insurance.


Clemens Progress
Roger Clemens is pitching well in the minors. Later this month he'll join the Yankees... and find out the minor league team was a lot better.


McCartney & the Press
Paul McCartney says he doesn't read any of the press reports about his ugly divorce with Heather Mills. But he does feel better when he spends time with his children, especially when they get together to watch "Dancing with the Stars."