Afghan Leader Killed
A U.S.-led NATO force has killed the military leader of the Taliban in an attack in southern Afghanistan. By "U.S.-led," we mean the U.S. troops did the killing, while the European troops stayed back and guarded the brie.

Afghan Leader Killed Reaction
Most of the world is celebrating the death of Afghan military leader Mullah Dadullah Lang... except for the world's leading liberals, who are sad that he died before they could figure out why he hated them too.


Mothers Day
This Mothers Day is a good time for us to think of our moms and give thanks to the women who raised us. It's also a good time to pause and think of Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, and give thanks that some women have never raised any children.


Chrysler Deal
DaimlerChrysler appears ready to sell a controlling interest in the struggling Chrysler Group to the hedge fund Cerberus Capital Management. Cerberus will now fill every Chrysler's tank full of gas and then watch skyrocketing fuel prices double each car's value by Memorial Day.


King Cancels
A rare visit to the West Bank by King Abdullah of Jordan was called off at the last minute today because of bad weather... apparently it was raining bullets.


Nimoy Photos
Actor/Director Leonard Nimoy examines the issue of female obesity in his new photography book. Of course, he examined the issue of male obesity while working with William Shatner for all those years.