Car Chase Ruling
The U.S. Supreme Court has ruled that police officers cannot be sued by suspects who lead them on car chases. But the court did rule that the suspects should get a cut when the police sell the dashboard camera footage to “Cops”, “America’s Funniest Home Videos”, and Headline News.


War Report
A report from an Israeli commission of inquiry on last summer's Lebanon war said Ehud Olmert entered the conflict uninformed and unprepared… but not as uninformed and unprepared as the New York Times.


Al Qaeda Raps Hamas
Al Qaeda leaders are publicly assailing Hamas for not waging all-out war against Israel. In their defense, Hamas leaders are reminding al Qaeda that Israel really isn’t as bad for Muslims as most Muslim countries.


Cobain Auction
Courtney Love, widow of Nirvana singer Kurt Cobain, says she plans to auction most of his belongings… including his 15-year-old daughter Frances.


Moss Wear
Supermodel Kate Moss is launching her own clothing line, featuring attire that “shows off your 15-inch waist but still covers all your track marks.”


RadioShack Profits
RadioShack reported better-than-expected first-quarter profits Monday as cost cuts helped offset weaker sales, and millions more Americans came into its stores to find the wire that connects the thingamabob to the doo-hickey.


Hasselbeck Preggers
Elisabeth Hasselbeck, a co-host on "The View," is pregnant again. The father is reportedly Rosie O’Donnell.