No Sale
Yankee owner George Steinbrenner is vehemently denying rumors that he's going to sell the team. But the way the Yankees have been playing, he is thinking of donating them to the Salvation Army.


Weekend TV
Millions of Americans watched on TV this weekend as dozens of total amateurs hoped for a chance to make the big time... and after the Democratic presidential debate they watched the NFL draft.


Turkish Rally
At least 700,000 Turks took to the streets Sunday to protest an Islamist presidential candidate's plans to reinstate Muslim law in Turkey... this despite the fact that most Turkish women really look better with a burka.



Mosely Braun Attacked
Former Senator Carol Mosely Braun broke her wrist this weekend in an apparent mugging incident. But upon further review, it turned out it was just one the donors to her 2004 presidential campaign who wanted his money back.



Moss Traded
The Oakland Raiders have traded wide receiver Randy Moss to the New England Patriots. In return, the Raiders got a 4th round pick and a parole officer to be named later.



Attacker Apologizes
The 44-year old man arrested for brutally attacking a 101-year old woman and an 85-year old woman in Queens is apologizing for his actions and explaining that he was only trying to do his part to save Social Security.