Sunday, April 15, 2007


Nor'easter Blows
High winds are causing devastating damage in the New York area this weekend... but enough about the latest Al Sharpton news conference.

A strong storm is battering much of the Northeast. It's so wet and windy in New York that even Don Imus is finding work as a radio weatherman.


Wolfowitz Controversy
World Bank President Paul Wolfowitz is under fire for promoting his girlfriend to a lucrative job at the bank. The story is shocking to economists and financial experts alike, none of whom can believe that Wolfwowitz actually has a girlfriend.


Sadr Secession
Anti-U.S. Shiite cleric Muqtada al-Sadr has announced the departure of his movement's six ministers from Iraq's government. Each of the minister's say they'd feel much more comfortable as members of the Democratic Party.


Menudo Returns
Dozens of Latino teenagers showed up for auditions in Miami Saturday as the Puerto Rican boy band Menudo has announced a comeback. This is either a really bad idea, or an elaborate law enforcement sting opertation aimed at Michael Jackson.

Menudo Returns 2
Dozens of Latino teenagers showed up for auditions in Miami Saturday as the Puerto Rican boy band Menudo has announced a comeback. The lines caused heavy traffic jams in the downtown area as most local contractors thought they were looking for construction work.

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