French Train Record
A French train broke the world speed record Tuesday, reaching 357 mph. French things don't usually move that fast unless they're retreating from an invader.


Florida 3-Peat?
Florida has repeated as the NCAA men's basketball champ, and it could win three in a row next season since none of its stars are graduating this year. Actually, no Florida basketball stars have graduated since 1964.


Hurricane Predictions
Top storm forecasters say the 2007 Atlantic hurricane season should be "very active." Experts say the storms should sweep away homes, businesses, and at least half a dozen presidential candidates.


Pelosi Welcomed
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi was welcomed by crowds in Damascus as she began her visit to Syria today. The locals rejoiced when they saw that thanks to all of her face lifts, it will be extremely easy to behead her.


CNN Center Shooting
A woman was shot and killed just outside CNN's Atlanta headquarters today. The incident has left the network's employees shaken, especially since the Fox News Channel got it on the air first.