Rove Offer
President Bush has offered to let Karl Rove talk privately with committee members, but not under oath... which is strange since Rove has wanted to swear at Congressional Democrats for months now.


King of the Vatican
Boxing promoter Don King got a front row seat this week for a general audience with Pope Benedict XVI. King is hoping to arrange a 15-round bout between Benedict and the Dalai Lama.



Palestinian Newspaper
For the first time ever, a Palestinian newspaper is being sold at Israeli newsstands. As soon as you open it up, it explodes.

Palestinian Newspaper II
For the first time ever, a Palestinian newspaper is being sold at Israeli newsstands. It's called "The New York Times."



Woody's Dad Dies
Woody Harrelson's father has died in prison of a heart attack at the age of 69. The elder Harrelson was actually said to be in good condition until someone smuggled in a DVD of "Money Train" and showed in the inmate common area.


Lohan Interview
In an interview with Harper's Bazaar, Lindsay Lohan's mother Dina compared her daughter to Princess Diana, warning that if the paparazzi keep chasing her, she’ll end up dead too. Well, we can always hope.


Strange Bedfellow
A Wisconsin man received probation after he was convicted of having sex with a dead deer, but he will be evaluated as a sex offender and have to undergo treatment. It's not clear what doctors will treat first: his desire to have sex with animals, or his desire to have sex with dead animals.