Chrysler Deal Latest
Wall Street analysts are a little skeptical about Cerberus Financial Management's $7.4 billion deal to buy Chrysler. Cerberus is eventually expected to ask for its money back, just like everyone else who's bought a Chrysler since 1978.


Insurgent Demand
Sunni insurgents in Iraq are warning the U.S. to stop looking for the three American soldiers they say they've kidnapped. Of course, the U.S. will not listen to that demand... and this is why they hate us.


Giuliani Justices
Rudy Giuliani said Sunday that if elected, his selection of Supreme Court justices would not be based on their positions on abortion. However, their positions on divorce settlements would be a major factor.


Bionic Woman Remake
NBC is bringing back the "Bionic Woman" this fall, a remake of the 1970's original series. The show will star Michelle Ryan as the half woman/half computer, and the villains will be played by everyone at Dell tech support in Bangalore.


Law & Order Returns
NBC has decided to renew Law & Order for next season... because if there's one thing TV viewers need, it's more Law & Order.


Having a Ball
About 300 people ate 80 to 100 pounds of fried lamb, sheep and bull testicles during last weekend's annual Testicle Festival in Elderon, Wisconsin. The only place where they crunch more balls is at the annual divorce lawyers convention in Los Angeles.


Harry in Iraq
The British military has agreed to a controversial proposal to let a camera crew follow Prince Harry when he is deployed to Iraq. Even more controversial is the fact that the camera crew is from Al Jazeera.


Mitt's Money
According to Presidential candidate Mitt Romney's personal financial disclosure statement, he is worth between 260 and 350 million dollars... and that's why Hillary Clinton keeps calling him.


Travolta Attack
John Travolta has criticized the BBC over a documentary investigating Scientology saying the report "harbored personal prejudices, bigotry, and animosity." Travolta's tirade is earning him the admiration of millions of people around the world who didn't believe he knew words like "prejudice," "bigotry" and "animosity."