Obama in '08?
Senator Barack Obama now says he's considering a run for president in 2008, backing off previous statements that he would not do so. By breaking the first promise he ever made in office, Obama has now proved himself extremely well-qualified to be President.

Bestiality Arrest
A Washington man accused of having sex with the family dog has been charged under the state's new animal cruelty law, which makes bestiality a felony. Of course, you have to think that sending a guy who's having sex with a dog to prison is kind of a step up.

Bestiality Arrest II
A Washington man accused of having sex with the family dog has been charged under the state's new animal cruelty law, which makes bestiality a felony. The arrest is now convincing thousands of desperate Washington men to move to Montana.

Gas Prices Drop
Gas prices have dropped another eight cents a gallon this week. Gas is getting so cheap, people might even be able to afford to drive to the polls on election day!