Thursday, October 12, 2006

Lidle Crash
Yankee pitcher and pilot Cory Lidle and his flight instructor were killed in the small plane that crashed into an apartment building in Manhattan today. George Steinbrenner is responding by sending Alex Rodriguez for flying lessons.

Lidle Crash II
Yankee pitcher and pilot Cory Lidle and his flight instructor were killed in the small plane that crashed into an apartment building in Manhattan today. George Steinbrenner is reacting by threatening to fire Joe Torre.

Lidle Crash III
Yankee pitcher and pilot Cory Lidle and his flight instructor were killed in the small plane that crashed into an apartment building in Manhattan today. Witnesses say the plane crashed and burned faster than the Yankees' postseason.

Lidle Crash IV
Yankee pitcher and pilot Cory Lidle and his flight instructor were killed in the small plane that an apartment building in Manhattan today. The Bush administration is blaming Bill Clinton.

Lidle Crash V
Yankee pitcher and pilot Cory Lidle and his flight instructor were killed in the small plane that into an apartment building in Manhattan today. The Bush administration is now calling for U.N. sanctions against relief pitchers.

Iraq Deaths
A new study says the war in Iraq has killed about 655,000 Iraqis... but nobody cares because none of them is a Yankee relief pitcher.

Iraq Deaths II
President Bush says a new study that says the war in Iraq has killed about 655,000 Iraqis is "not credible." But that's only because he doesn't know anyone who can count that high.

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