Foley's Record
Ex-Representative Mark Foley, who resigned last week over a series of sexually suggestive e-mails sent to a teenage page, had been known in Congress for his work against Internet sexual predators. Apparently, he was trying to cut down on the competition.

Republican Worries
Republicans are concerned that Bob Woodward's book and the Mark Foley scandal will make voters think that Republicans are hiding the truth... when in fact, the GOP is simply distorting the truth.

Bush on Dems
President Bush is touring the country insisting that the Democrats can't be trusted to control Congress. That's true; they don't even know who the hottest pages are to date!

Clooney's Plan
George Clooney says he will get back at the paparazzi by spending "every single night for three months going out with a different famous actress." Oh the sacrifices some people are willing to make!

Clooney's Plan II
George Clooney says he will get back at the paparazzi by spending "every single night for three months going out with a different famous actress." But that will only work if the actresses he goes out with are Roseanne Barr, Kathy Bates and Bea Arthur.

Cocaine Drink
New York City Council members are disturbed about a new energy drink called "Cocaine," and want to keep it out of city schools. They don't want the product to be confused with the real thing.

Kid Fitness
According to new research, about a third of American teens fail treadmill tests measuring physical health... the other two-thirds can't spell "treadmill."

TV Research
According to new research, students who watch television on weekdays tend to do worse in school than those who don't. But the kids who do watch crime shows are usually more prepared for the weekly school shootings.

Williams' Voice
Robin Williams says a "little quiet voice" in his head pushed him back to drinking after 20 years of sobriety. It was the same voice that convinced him to do "Death to Smoochy."

Anna Nicole Paternity
Photographer Larry Birkhead has filed a petition in Los Angeles Superior Court, trying to prove he is the real father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby girl. Meanwhile the baby is calling her lawyers in a desperate attempt to prove her mother is not Anna Nicole Smith.