Dems vs. Chavez
Democrats are speaking out against Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez's bashing President Bush and calling him "the devil"... and if he ever steals their lines again, they're going to sue.

No Nukes!
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad insisted Thursday that Iran "doesn't need a nuclear bomb." And that's true, he can make most Americans' heads explode just by speaking at the U.N.

Wal-Mart's Discount Drugs
Wal-Mart announced a pilot program in Florida to sell about 300 generic prescription drugs for as low as $4 for a 30-day supply. $4 a month? Hey, that's what they pay most of their employees!

KKK Origins
A national black Republican group is running a radio ad accusing Democrats of starting the Ku Klux Klan. The ad goes on to remind everyone that while the Democrats created the Klan, it was the Republicans who perfected it.

Branson Pledge
British business mogul Richard Branson has pledged to invest about $3 billion to help the environment. Of course, Branson has been fighting global warming for years, mostly by encouraging people to walk around nude.

Bonds Reporters Jailed
Two San Francisco Chronicle reporters were sentenced to a maximum of 18 months in prison Thursday, for refusing to testify about who leaked them secret grand jury testimony about steroids and Barry Bonds. The reporters are now appealing the sentence and trying to blame this on Vice President Cheney.