Age in America
A new study shows that Native American men have the shortest life expectancy in the entire country. Apparently, running a casino takes a lot out you.

Age in America II
A new study shows that Native American men have the shortest life expectancy in the entire country. Well sure, I mean a steady diet of water buffalo will just kill your arteries.

Age in America III
A new study shows Asian-American women living in Bergen County, New Jersey have the longest life expectancy in the nation. Oh the cruel twist of fate; you get to live a long time... but you have to do it in Jersey.

Iraq-9/11 Link
Critics are bashing President Bush for trying to connect the war in Iraq to 9/11. I don't see what the problem is; they're both examples of what ill preparation and inept leadership can get you.

HP Chair Out
Hewlett-Packard Chairwoman Patricia Dunn is stepping down after it was revealed she authorized spying on her fellow board members. She is expected to succeed Alberto Gonzales as U.S. Attorney General by the end of the year.