"Path to 9/11" Protest
Several former Clinton administration officials are lodging formal protests against the new ABC miniseries, "The Path to 9/11." They don't have a problem with any of the scenes about terrorism, they're just upset that there aren't enough sex scenes.

"Path to 9/11" Protest II
Former Clinton administration officials say ABC should either correct mistakes in "The Path to 9/11" or not air it. In other words, they'd just like to see more episodes of "Grey's Anatomy."

Top 5 Questionable things about ABC's "Path to 9/11"

5) Secretary of State Madeline Albright is being played by Lindsay Lohan

4) Much of the script written by the same people who did "According to Jim"

3) Obnoxious laugh track plays every time Osama bin Laden appears on camera

2) Plot makes less sense than the first season of "Lost"

1) It's sponsored by Halliburton

Hilton DUI
Paris Hilton has been arrested for drunk driving. How police were able to tell the difference between a drunk Paris Hilton and a sober Paris Hilton is beyond comprehension.

Hilton DUI II
Paris Hilton has been arrested for drunk driving. While being cuffed, she started into an expletive-laced tirade blaming Nicole Richie for "causing all the wars in the world."

The Met Goes to the Movies
In a bid to gain new audiences, New York's Metropolitan Opera plans to pipe live video broadcasts to movie theaters across the country. Opera fans are excited about the idea, but they're going to need to find a way to get popcorn grease off their tuxedos.