Comair Crash
Investigators say Comair flight 5191 crashed Sunday in part because the lone air traffic controller at the airport wasn't watching the jet. He was probably too busy checking everyone for shampoo in their carry on bags.

Comair Crash II
It appears an overworked air traffic controller was the cause of Sunday's Comair crash. Apparently the Lexington airport is staffed by the same people who planned the war in Iraq.

Stevens Holds Bill
Senator Ted Stevens has placed a hold on a bill that would require the government to publish online a database of federal spending. Stevens doesn't think the information will be safe if we allow it to travel through all those tubes.

Karr's Flight
JonBenet Ramsey murder suspect John Mark Karr received the royal treatment on his flight to Los Angeles; sitting in business class, sipping champagne and eating a gourmet meal. The only people paying better attention to him are the people at CNN.

Couric Airbrushed
Incoming CBS Evening News anchor Katie Couric is under scrutiny after a network promotional magazine used digital airbrushing to trim 20 pounds off her frame. It's an embarrassing incident, but at least this will help Couric handle less important issues like terrorism and the economy when she starts anchoring next week.

Couric Airbrushed II
Incoming CBS Evening News anchor Katie Couric is under scrutiny after a network promotional magazine photo used digital airbrushing to trim 20 pounds off her frame. Apparently the touch-ups were done by the same people who prepared all of Dan Rather's memos.

California Emissions
The California state assembly has voted to impose a limit on all greenhouse emissions in the state. They're going to start by charging $3-a-gallon for gas... oops!

California Emissions II
The California state assembly has voted to impose a limit on all greenhouse gas emissions in the state. That'll show those terrorists we mean business!