Karr Hearing
JohnBenet Ramsey murder suspect John Mark Karr agreed to waive extradition during a hearing Tuesday in Los Angeles. During the hearing he also pleaded guilty to the JFK assassination, the Lindbergh baby kidnapping, and planning 9/11.

Top 5 Unsolicited Things John Mark Karr Said to Police Officers Today

5) "You're not going to believe this, but I like being on TV."

4) "Do you guys have any kids?"

3) "After this, I want to help O.J. look for the real killers."

2) "I don't care what you do to me, just don't make me listen to Paris Hilton's new CD"

1) "You've all been punked!"

Paramount Dumps Tom
Paramount Pictures is ending its 14-year relationship with Tom Cruise's film production company, citing the actor's offscreen behavior. Paramount suggested Cruise act more appropriately in public... kind of like Mel Gibson.

Paramount Dumps Tom II
Paramount Pictures is ending its 14-year relationship with Tom Cruise's film production company, citing the actor's offscreen behavior. This should teach every famous actor that when you kidnap an actress and force her to have your baby, you should plan to keep a slightly lower profile.

IRS Outsourcing
The IRS is considering hiring outside firms to collect tax money from American citizens. Of course, richer Americans have always had the option of giving their tax money to an outside collector, otherwise known as the Republican Party.

IRS Outsourcing II
The bad news is the IRS may outsource the job of collecting taxes. The good news is you might be able to convince the collector to reduce your bill if you learn to speak Hindi.