Monday, August 21, 2006

Snakes on Plane Box Office
Despite huge buzz, the new movie, "Snakes on a Plane" was a box office disappointment this weekend. Audiences found that a plane filled with deadly snakes is still not as scary as having to stand in the security line at the airport.

Top 5 Scarier Movie Titles than Snakes on a Plane

5) Flies in My Soup

4) Fingers in Your Nose

3) Elbows on the Table

2) Smokers in a Restaurant

1) Crabs in My Pants

U.N. Bashes Israel
Israel is being criticized for attacking several trucks in Lebanon filled with weapons headed to Hezbollah. The U.N. angrily reminded Israel that disarming Hezbollah was it's job... but as long as the Israelis were doing the U.N.'s work, it was wondering if they would pay their New York City parking tickets too.

Karr Here
JonBenet Ramsey murder suspect John Mark Karr has arrived in Los Angeles after a flight in business class from Thailand. Karr's flight would have arrived sooner, but he kept asking to be frisked again at the security check.


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