Rumsfeld Surgery
Secretary of State Donald Rumsfeld underwent shoulder surgery Tuesday. No anesthesiologists were needed; Rumsfeld's been unconscious since we invaded Iraq.

Rumsfeld Surgery II
Secretary of State Donald Rumsfeld underwent shoulder surgery Tuesday. Several doctors were needed to remove damaged tissue, bone spurs, and the notion that things are going well in Iraq.

Rumsfeld Surgery III
Secretary of State Donald Rumsfeld underwent elective shoulder surgery Tuesday. Most doctors felt the injury could have been better treated with physical therapy, but Rumsfeld insisted on going in and cutting everything up.

Mexican Election Official
Felipe Calderon became president-elect of Mexico on Tuesday, two months after a disputed election. It took so long to certify his narrow victory because most of the people who voted in the election have illegally emigrated to the U.S.

Croc Hunter Video
Steve Irwin's deadly encounter with a stingray was captured on dramatic videotape showing him pulling out the animal's poisonous barb that had pierced his heart moments before he died. But a closer look shows that the barb may have come from a grassy knoll on the other side of the reef.