Croc Hunter Killed
Steve "Croc Hunter" Irwin was killed by a stingray Monday. Witnesses say it was a freak accident, but the stingray is now demanding his own show on Animal Planet.

Croc Hunter Killed II
Steve "Croc Hunter" Irwin was killed by a stingray Monday. Witnesses say it was a freak accident, but Nancy Grace says the stingray is obviously guilty.

Croc Hunter Killed III
Steve "Croc Hunter" Irwin was killed by a stingray Monday while filming a TV show off the Australian coast. The Bush administration is responding by allowing the oil companies to drill for crude in the area for the next 50 years.

Croc Hunter Killed IV
Steve "Croc Hunter" Irwin was killed by a stingray Monday while filming a wildlife TV show off the Australian coast. But the stingray is denying everything and is vowing to spend the rest of his life looking for the real killers.

Croc Hunter Killed V
Steve "Croc Hunter" Irwin was killed by a stingray Monday while filming a wildlife TV show off the Australian coast. "Jack Hanna, you're next," the stingray was heard saying while fleeing the scene.

Cher's Garage Sale
Cher is clearing her Malibu home of more than $1 million worth of her clothes and accessories in a giant garage sale. All of the world's drag queens are already making a pilgrimage to the event.

Roethlisberger Out
Steeler quarterback Ben Roethlisberger will miss one game following his emergency appendectomy this weekend. Apparently, the appendix want out of Roethlisberger's body before he goes riding on his motorcycle again.

Bush Assassination Movie
Conservatives are in a huff over a new film that portrays the fictional assassination of President Bush. They're mostly outraged it's not a non-fictional account of the assassination of President Clinton.

Khatami's Claim
Former Iranian President Mohammad Khatami says U.S. foreign policy is furthering terrorism in the Muslim world. The Bush administration is scoffing at that claim, mostly because we don't really have a foreign policy.