9/11 Anniversary
The White House is asking all Americans to set aside time tomorrow to remember the 5th anniversary of the 9/11/01 attacks... that may not be easy to do since the administration wants us never to set aside time to think about anything else.

9/11 Anniversary II
All the nation's newspapers and TV news broadcasters are airing specials today commemorate the last time they covered a story that wasn't about Paris Hilton.

9/11 Anniversary III
President Bush laid a wreath at Ground Zero Sunday, the site where the Twin Towers stood before they were destroyed by terrorists who considered New Yorkers to be "evil infidels." The President Bush returned to the White House, where everyone from New York is considered to be evil infidels.

9/11 Anniversary IV
While President and Mrs. Bush spent Sunday in New York City, Vice President Cheney went home to Wyoming where he marked the 9/11 anniversary by shooting off a 21-gun salute directly at all of his hunting buddies.

9/11 Anniversary V
For most Americans, this September 11th truly will be more special than the previous four years... but that's because it's the premiere of Monday Night Football.

Gore for President?
Al Gore says he hasn't ruled out making another run at the White House. Most Americans support him doing anything that would stop him from making another movie.

Star Trek 40th
This week marked the 40th anniversary of the original "Star Trek" TV show... and the 35th anniversary of William Shatner's original toupee.