Whitney-Bobby Split
Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown have confirmed they are getting divorced. Whitney is now looking for a new man to share her life with, and Bobby is looking for a new woman to bail him out of jail.

Whitney-Bobby Split II
Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown have confirmed they are getting divorced. Whitney is filing for custody of the children, and Bobby is hoping to get custody of some of Whitney's teeth.

Couric's Doc on Staff
The doctor who performed Katie Couric's famous on-air colonoscopy has been put on staff as a medical reporter for CBS News. You always have to go through a lot of sh*t to get a good job in broadcasting.

Couric's Doc on Staff
The doctor who performed Katie Couric's famous on-air colonoscopy has been put on staff as a medical reporter for CBS News. Usually, the people who can take Couric's sh*t are just made producers.

Ford Job Cuts
Ford Motor Company will cut thousands more white collar jobs than it originally planned this year. Ford is vowing to keep laying people off until they get rid of the guy who's been making all the bad cars.

Top 5 Problems at Ford

5) Cost-cutting plan making steering wheels optional turned out to be a major flop

4) Instead of a warranty, Ford salesmen just give you the phone number of the nearest Toyota dealer

3) Employee pricing promotion failed because even Ford employees don't buy Fords

2) Ford cars actually not as sturdy as President Ford

1) Company execs think it's 1995