BREAKING NEWS!!! SMALL PLANE INTO MAHATTAN RESIDENTIAL BUILDING

A small plane has crashed into an apartment on the 30th floor of a high-rise building on Manhattan's Upper East Side. Millions of anxious New Yorkers are now trying to find out if the apartment was rent stabilized.

A small plane has crashed into an apartment on the 30th floor of a high-rise building on Manhattan's Upper East Side. Millions of New Yorkers are now trying to find out if the pilot had Mets tickets.

President Bush has been notified of the incident. He will continue reading children's books until further notice.