Saturday, October 09, 2004

Bush-Kerry 2nd Debate
The good news is that during last night's second debate, John Kerry looked straight into the camera and said: "I promise not to raise your taxes." The bad news is that Kerry really was only referring to sales taxes on TV cameras.

Bush-Kerry 2nd Debate II
During last night's second debate, President Bush admitted he's made some mistakes by appointing some of the wrong people to office 4 years ago. But when it comes to putting the wrong people in office 4 years ago, most Americans are mostly angry at the Supreme Court.

Bush Timber Company
During last night's second debate, President Bush appeared to be unaware that he earned $84 last year from a timber company he owns. But the White House now insists that it was an easy mistake, since $84 is also the monthly allowance he gets from Dick Cheney.

Bush No WMD's
Despite the lack of WMD's, President Bush insists that invading Iraq was the right thing to do because Americans can "never trust the word of a madman." But if the President really believes that, why does he continue to allow Zell Miller to speak for him on the campaign trail?

Bush No WMD's II
Despite the lack of WMD's, President Bush insists that invading Iraq was the right thing to do because Americans can "never trust the word of a madman." Saddam Hussein's lawyers are reacting to that by promising to call President Bush as their first expert witness when they launch an insanity defense.

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