Presidential Debate
The first debate between President Bush and John Kerry will be held on the campus of the football powerhouse, the University of Miami. Organizers chose the site because like a Miami football game, it's really a better idea to watch the debate after you spend about 3 hours getting drunk.

Martha to West Virginia
Martha Stewart is calling the Bureau of Prisons' decision to send her to a camp in West Virginia, "a disappointment,' since she wanted to be closer to members of her family and her attorneys. However, the decision is being hailed as a "victory"... by members of her family and her attorneys.

Carter Warning
Jimmy Carter is warning that Florida's faulty voting machinery could create another Election Day nightmare. But it's not clear if he was referring to the nightmare that occurred in 2000 when the votes weren't counted, or the nightmare that occurred in 1976 when the votes were counted and we elected Jimmy Carter.

Science Warning
The new president of MIT says America is forced to import most of our science and math experts from abroad, posing a serious challenge to U.S. high schools. Top educators are responding by promising to teach all American students how to say "nerd" in at least 3 foreign languages.