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Top 10 Reasons Dodgers' Shawn Green Should Sit Out on Yom Kippur

10) Taking steroids while fasting can be dangerous

9) Most reform synagogues have better organists than the one at Dodger Stadium

8) Yom Kippur service only public event in LA where you can safely avoid running into Tommy Lasorda

7) It's well past time for him to repent for those long sideburns

6) Local synagogue parking lot logged 25% fewer car break-ins than Dodger stadium last year

5) If you're weakened by not eating or drinking for 24 hours; it's best to only play against the Mets

4) Unlike Dodger stadium, most Jews stay until the actual end of the service

3) High holiday tickets plus annual synagogue donation still cheaper than 2 outfield seats and a Dodger dog

2) Confusing Hebrew phrases in the prayer book still easier to explain than the infield fly rule

1) It'll be an inspiration to millions of Jewish boys who could one day grow up to be his agent