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Bush and Kerry in NYC
President Bush is in New York City today to speak to the United Nations, while John Kerry is also in town to appear on "Live with Regis and Kelly." That means both their audiences will need an interpreter to understand what they're saying.

Annan Address
Before Bush's address, Kofi Annan sternly reminded the General Assembly that "no one is above the law." But it's not clear whether he was talking about human rights, or all the UN diplomats who haven't paid their New York City parking tickets for the last 10 years.

New Museum
The Smithsonian's new American Indian Museum opened today in Washington. And right on cue, as soon as the beautiful building was unveiled, the guys from the American History Museum came in and stole it.

Top 5 Reasons Home Depot is Hiring Veterans

5) Thanks to Halliburton, they're already trained to move overpriced crap meant for gullible customers

4) Their peacekeeping skills will come in handy every time people start fighting over the last parking spot

3) Dealing with Iraqis who have no idea how to build a government should help them deal with customers who have no idea how to build a deck

2) They've seen the total failure of Iraq's move to democracy... so they won't be too shocked by the total failure of the self-service check-out

1) Defending innocent civilians from angry insurgents not much different from defending customers against a confused old lady with a 2-by-4