U.S. Open Women's Champ
Svetlana Kuznetsova defeated Elena Dementieva in a tough match to win the U.S. Open women's final last night in Flushing. It was the fiercest battle ever fought by two Russian women in Queens that wasn't in some way connected to the last parking spot in front of a nail salon.

U.S. Open Women's Champ II
After winning the U.S. Open Final last night in Flushing Meadows, Svetlana Kuznetsova got the three things every Russian woman in Queens really wants: Money, fame, and a bucket of mascara.