Serena Robbed
Tennis star Serena Williams is outraged after she lost her quarterfinal match at the U.S. Open last night because of several bad calls by the umpire. But experts say Serena should save most of her anger for whoever's been choosing her outfits.

Cheney Warning
Dick Cheney warned voters yesterday that if John Kerry wins the election, America will be in more danger. But it wasn't clear if Cheney meant the danger would come from the terrorists or an angry Zell Miller.

9/11 Proposals
In response to the 9/11 Commission's recommendations, Congress is now considering sweeping intelligence reform. But the most sweeping intelligence reform won't happen until the American people vote everyone in Congress out of office.

Houston Drop-Outs
School officials in Houston are trying several new programs to cut down on the drop-out rate, which is the highest in the nation. But the educators need to realize that the students aren't really trying to miss out on an education, they're just trying to get out of Houston.

Jenna's Book
Porn star Jenna Jameson has released her autobiography, which tells the tale of a drug-addicted teenager who cleaned up her act and reached the top of her profession. Reaction has been mixed -- her fans love it, but President Bush's book agents are suing her for copyright infringement.

South Carolina Robbery
A man held up a bank in South Carolina yesterday using only a rusty pitchfork as a weapon. Local police are baffled by the crime because in South Carolina, people who own that kind of sophisticated farm equipment usually don't need to rob banks.