Clinton Surgery
News that former President Bill Clinton is having heart bypass surgery is shocking his friends and family. Usually when Clinton runs into any problems, it's his prostate that causes all the trouble.

Florida Threat
A huge object the size of Texas continues to menace the coast of Florida... but enough about Jeb Bush.

Rush & Kagan
Rush Limbaugh and CNN anchorwoman Daryn Kagan are now an item. If a guy like him gets any action from her, I guess he'll finally prove the media really IS too liberal.