Vice-Presidential Debate Preps
John Edwards and Dick Cheney are preparing for tomorrow's night debate by fine-tuning their best skills. Edwards is working on some of the speaking techniques he used when he was a trial lawyer, and Dick Cheney is working on having Edwards killed.

X Prize Winner
SpaceShipOne has won the $10 million "X Prize." It's not clear what's more impressive: the fact that it's the first privately-owned aircraft to reach outer space twice in less than 14 days, or the fact that it's the first American aircraft to take off and land on-time in 14 years.

Leigh Dead
Actress Janet Leigh died Sunday at age 77. Leigh's death is being mourned mostly by the French, who were extremely grateful that her work in "Psycho" briefly made it socially acceptable to not shower for days on end.

Statue Sculptor Remembered
A ceremony was held at the Statue of Liberty this weekend to mark the 100th anniversary of the death of the Statue's creator, Frederic Auguste Bartholdi. Attending the event were historians, art-lovers, and Bush campaign supporters who heard it was a party to celebrate the death of a Frenchman.