A SPECIAL THANK YOU to everyone who came to my stand-up performance last night at the NY Improv! It was one of my best shows ever, and a huge amount of money was raised to fight MS! Thanks again!

Bush Attack
President Bush is attacking John Kerry for saying the U.S. shouldn't start a war until the reasons for fighting pass a "global test." Bush is ridiculing Kerry for putting the security of America in the hands of all the other countries on Earth and not even bothering to consult the Klingons, the Romulans, and the Vulcans.