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Cheney Attacks Edwards
On the eve of their debate, Vice President Dick Cheney is attacking John Edwards, calling him the kind of trial lawyer responsible for raising health care costs. Edwards shot back by saying that healthcare costs are really jacked up because of people like Cheney who keep ordering new pacemakers every six months.

Bush Military Support
According to an unofficial survey, members of the US military in Iraq and Afghanistan support George Bush's reelection by a ratio of 4 to 1. So just think how popular Bush would be with the troops if he weren't sending them to a certain grisly death!

Trying Saddam
U.S. authorities are finding it almost impossible to bring Saddam Hussein to trial. That's because investigators can't find lost or stolen documents, dig up bodies as evidence, or teach Judge Judy how to snap at people in Arabic.

Bremer Admission
The former U.S. civilian administrator in Iraq, L. Paul Bremer, now admits the U.S. never had enough troops in Iraq to keep order. But that's because at least 10,000 soldiers were needed to guard Bremer's tie and suit collection at all times.

Bremer Admission II
The former U.S. civilian administrator in Iraq, L. Paul Bremer, now admits the U.S. never had enough troops in Iraq to keep order. But that's because visiting Halliburton execs kept demanding heavy protection from kidnappers, insurgents, and Pentagon auditors.

Afghan Election
Election officials in Afghanistan are preparing for Saturday's election, and have to use donkeys to get ballot boxes to some of the villages. But it's not clear if they'll need as many asses as we see in U.S. during election season.

Paltrow Complaint
Gwyneth Paltrow says that because she's an American living abroad, she's often forced to explain the questionable things done by the Bush administration. But other Americans living abroad say that's still easier than having to explain the questionable things done by Gwyneth Paltrow.