Obama on Health Care
President Obama is scheduling a live online townhall meeting today to push for health care reform. The message will be simple: if everyone in America had free health care, there never would have been enough pain drugs left for Michael Jackson to kill himself.



McKinney Stopped
Israel has intercepted a boat headed for Gaza carrying former Congresswoman Cynthia McKinney. For the first time ever, the people of Gaza are sending their thanks to the Israeli military.



Sanford's Other Women
South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford now admits he "crossed lines" with other women besides his Argentine mistress. No wonder Sanford tried to reject the federal stimulus money, he didn't want all his girlfriends pestering him for the government credit card.



Boating Holiday
Today is National Boating Day in the U.S. Incidentally, in Cuba every day is National Boating Day.



California Screamin'
The state of California has still not balanced its budget, and it will now have to print and issue IOU's. In a related story, California can't afford to pay for the millions of dollars it will cost to print and issue IOU's.